$12,000: Sabbath (200 80 min - Horror
Ain't been here in a while...
Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8ID56-mUvc#!
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1199522/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
Watch it freeee here →
http://www.indiemoviesonline.com/watch-movies/sabbath
Director's website →
http://schottenfilmworks.com/index.html
I'm always impressed when genuine writers can type out so much to say about a
movie beyond what I can usually muster:
http://terrortitans.blogspot.com/2010/12/sabbath-is-full-of-good-concepts-but.html
Very often I try to politely hide behind technical issues.
Okay. Whatever.
On with my own observations.
Umm... begin with some classic DIY nube filmmaker framing shots which will continue throughout I suspect.
(By God I'll study the fuzz outta these shots and test the pudding outta them before airing my dirty laundry out in public!)
Ghastly cliché beer cans in floor shots.
I like the slo-mo effects @ 6:23. Too bad it had no purpose. Terrible tripod head pan jerkiness. Tsk-tsk.
Pretty horrible acting, but what are you expecting for the budget? Seriously?
I like the "pale reaper's" makeup. But the whole get-up looks kinda dorky in the pleasantly overcast light of day.
WTH izzup with the zombie girl?
@ 9:04 the black-creature-thing audio should at least somewhat match the video. Pfft.
Alright, some of the subsequent shots don't make any sense.
Some major continuity issues going on with the cigarette dude's hair.
@ 11 Some majorly retarded blood and limbs shots - AND THE LINGERING JUST TO FILL IN TIME IS OBNOXIOUS!
@ 11:59 Who's this (chick?) running through the nascent forest trail? And why is she? Delightful POV work. Not.
@ 12:18 WTH is in the bottom right corner of the frame?! Good Lord.
@ 12:56 OMG. WTH is this and why is she outta focus?
@ 13:02 Oh... the "art shot". WTH. Did the director see this somewhere and just... RANDOMLY do it, too?! Puh-leeeze.
@ 14:01 Oh, just waittaminit. Chicky-boom-boom is taking a run through the forest with frightening music playing, she sees "Pumpkin", then just continues along the trail as if whatever she was running from is copacetic, now. Okay. Whatevs.
@ 14:13
"Do you have any weapons?" Seriously? Seriously. For really real.
@ 15:36 NOW THAT CAMERA MOVEMENT ACTUALLY LOOKED NICE!! But...
@ 15:38 DoP f#cksitup with a 70's zoom. OMFG.
I just love how this couple seems to know WTH is going on (in a VERY nonchalant sort of way, mind you) and I'm glad they do because I sure as h3ll don't.
@ 16:46 <Scratch my head> Now... kinda sorta, what was the reason they left behind a perfectly functional truck to go gallivanting through the forest onto an old dirt road and who knows where else?
TURN THE F#CKING SOUNDTRACK DOWN SO THAT I/WE CAN HEAR THE SPARSE, LAME DIALOGGGGGG!!!!
Okay, the sh!t going on in the house is just too stupid.
Punchin' ouuuuuuut! @ the 20+ mark.
I promise promise promise that festival screeners DO. NOT. WATCH. entire film submissions!
If the first ten minutes suck the next ten minutes are likely to suck.
And if the first quarter or fifth of a film sucks it's pretty safe to say the whole thing's gonna suck.
Audio is patchy good to poor.
Soundtrack is laid in waaaaay too loud and frequently inappropriate.
Coloring & lighting are decent enough.
Framing is lousy. Pretty consistently.
The actors are... poorly directed and shot. I honestly can see how they could actually be "good" if shot in the right way.
The story is absolute horse sh!t.
C-Yaaaaaaa... !