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Joke

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ussinners

What do you call a film maker without a girlfriend?

Homeless

My sound mixer just sent me that. Because I finally got a job. I can walk to work.
 
How can you tell when the camera is level?
Theres drool coming from both sides of the DPs mouth.

What do you do for a drowning audio guy?
Throw him his gear.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
One. They hold the bulb and the whole world revolves around them.
 
(I have a love for really, really awful jokes. Read these as quickly in a row as possible. Timing is everything)

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.
Two men walk into a bar. You'd have thought the second would have ducked.
A priest, a rabbi and the Easter Bunny walk into a bar. The bartender says "what is this, some kind of joke?"
 
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