Are those collard greens? If so there are two basic items missing.
(1) Ham, bacon or some other smoked fat meat cooked with them for seasoning and flavor.
(2) Buttermilk cornbread made in a iron skillet (which is the only way to make it that is fit to eat).
I can make a meal out of that (and did so last week since greens are in season here).
Of course the only fit beverage to go with a meal like that is sweet iced tea (with the sugar brewed in which is the only fit way to make it).
That being said, boobs>moobs (they are, in fact, two different things). I think there's a genetic basis for this. Boobs provide nourishment for infants. Nourishment is good. For this reason, I do not find it surprising that even straight women and gay men also like boobs. They're like chocolate, pizza, and puppies -- everybody loves them!
They're like ... puppies -- everybody loves them!