So then he's like floating in space. He's floating around the planets...there's the sun...there's Mars...oh, there's Jupiter, so on. Then, Henry Kissinger in a space suit comes floating by out of nowhere, or maybe it's George W. (you should totally get Will Ferrell to play him), or, whatever odd personality that you wouldn't think would be floating around in space like that. Henry is carrying a serving tray with a teapot and three teacups sitting on it. There's also a homely monkey clinging to Henry's back, literally. Incongruously, the monkey is not wearing a spacesuit, but a three piece suit and a bowler hat. The monkey is sullen and silent, except that it grunts with disgust whenever Henry speaks. Henry gives your character a friendly greeting. Says, "Lovely weather today, hmm?" The monkey grunts with disgust. Henry offers your character a cup of tea. Your character (from here on out will be refered to as YC) assents to the offer. Henry nods and smiles. Henry delicately pours three cups of tea. He hands a cup to YC, then to the monkey, and daintily holds onto his own. Henry lets go of the tray and it and the teapot float off into space. YC sips his tea. Monkey sips his tea. Henry slides the viser of his helmet up and sips his tea too. When they're finished sipping, each lets his teacup float off into space. The monkey produces a joint (drug use okay?) which he had stowed away in his bowler. The Monkey takes a hit and passes it down to Henry, who also takes a hit. Henry exhales with great satisfaction. He offers the joint to YC, saying, "Hohhh, that's some good s---." The Monkey grunts disgustedly. YC takes a long hit. Pow! Flash of light, darkness, then brilliant colors. YC is riding shotgun in a convertible cruising down a California highway. It's a bright, sunny, warm day. Monkey is driving. But instead of steering with a normal car steering wheel, Monkey is steering with tricycle handlbars. The car is weaving and swerving wildly on the road. Henry is in the backseat wearing sunglasses, swimming trunks, a neon sun visor, and has a thick smear of sunblock on his nose. An oncoming cars swerves and narrowly avoids being clipped by Monkey's convertible. The other driver honks angrily. "Jesus, slow down, Dan [the Monkey's name, apparently]!" Henry howls at Dan, struggling to keep upright in his seat. Dan grunts disgustedly. YC notices that he still has the joint in his hand. He takes another hit. This time there are no pyrotechnics...and that's okay with YC. He smiles and offers the joint to Dan. Dan reaches for it while swerving especially wildly because of the distracting maneuver and another passing driver honks angrily. Dan takes a drag. Dan hands the joint back to Henry, who also takes a drag...
What else...
Don't do drugs. Drugs are bad. Marijuana probably causes cancer. It causes males to grow breasts. It causes short term memory loss and general apathy. What else. Never operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of pot. What else. Other bad stuff. This is not disengenous on the author's part; the author has never smoked marijuana in his life. Though he does favor legalization, of course, duh.
Uhhh, all similiarities of characters to people living or dead are coincidental or are used fictitiously...
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