Filmmaking jokes
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How many PA's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What's a lightbulb?
What's a lightbulb?
How many Art Directors does it take to change a light bulb?
Can’t we use candles?
How many first time directors does it take to change a light bulb?
I don’t know. What do you think?
How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?
Fourteen. You got a problem with that?
How many recent USC film grads does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, I’ve never actually seen a light bulb but I do know they were
invented by Thomas Edison in the late 1800’s and I know that there
are currently several light bulbs in offices on the Paramount lot,
according to this morning’s Daily Variety. And there are people with
production deals in many of those offices, and I’m being considered
for internship in a few. I’ve worked with Thomas Edison. He was my
grad project advisor.
How many 1st AD’s does it take to change a light bulb?
Can we PLEASE just shoot this without the light bulb?
How many Script Supervisors does it take to change a light bulb?
One. Sixty watt Sylvania frosted, a little dusty, enters frame left
rotating counterclockwise, average time 6 seconds, third take best
for camera, take two NG for sound.
How many newbie filmmakers does it take to change a light bulb?
You don’t need light bulbs, dude. It’s DIGITAL.
How many sound mixers does it take to change a light bulb?
The chair doesn’t go that high.
How many gaffers does it take to change a light bulb?
It’s not a “LIGHT BULB”, it’s a “GLOBE”!
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Have you ever seen an actor find their light?
How can you tell when a Teamster dies?
The jelly doughnut falls out of his mouth.
Why does the sound guy say, "One, Two. One, Two?"
Because on three you lift something.
Can’t we use candles?
How many first time directors does it take to change a light bulb?
I don’t know. What do you think?
How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?
Fourteen. You got a problem with that?
How many recent USC film grads does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, I’ve never actually seen a light bulb but I do know they were
invented by Thomas Edison in the late 1800’s and I know that there
are currently several light bulbs in offices on the Paramount lot,
according to this morning’s Daily Variety. And there are people with
production deals in many of those offices, and I’m being considered
for internship in a few. I’ve worked with Thomas Edison. He was my
grad project advisor.
How many 1st AD’s does it take to change a light bulb?
Can we PLEASE just shoot this without the light bulb?
How many Script Supervisors does it take to change a light bulb?
One. Sixty watt Sylvania frosted, a little dusty, enters frame left
rotating counterclockwise, average time 6 seconds, third take best
for camera, take two NG for sound.
How many newbie filmmakers does it take to change a light bulb?
You don’t need light bulbs, dude. It’s DIGITAL.
How many sound mixers does it take to change a light bulb?
The chair doesn’t go that high.
How many gaffers does it take to change a light bulb?
It’s not a “LIGHT BULB”, it’s a “GLOBE”!
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Have you ever seen an actor find their light?
How can you tell when a Teamster dies?
The jelly doughnut falls out of his mouth.
Why does the sound guy say, "One, Two. One, Two?"
Because on three you lift something.
How many writers does it take to change a light bulb?
What do you want to change it into?
What do you want to change it into?
How many surrealist directors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
November.
November.
A producer and a director are stranded in the desert.
Thirsty and tired, they sudden find an oasis.
The director immediately falls to his knees and starts drinking
He hears a splashing sound, upset to find the producer taking a leak into the water.
The director screams, "what the hell are you doing!??"
The producer, confused, says..."What do you mean? I'm making it better."
Thirsty and tired, they sudden find an oasis.
The director immediately falls to his knees and starts drinking
He hears a splashing sound, upset to find the producer taking a leak into the water.
The director screams, "what the hell are you doing!??"
The producer, confused, says..."What do you mean? I'm making it better."