GUY MID 30'S
EAST INDIAN MID 40'S , short 5 ft .
guy realize he's not called for any normal movie script writing job , but for porn movie !!
guy-' porn movie !!! WHAT THE .... '
GUY calms down
guy-'I don't write script for porn movies'
hopelessly...
guy - 'I didn't expect this !'
Producer (EAST INDIAN)- 'But , your friend said , your are really in need of money , so I thought this could help you and me too'
Guy - ' sorry , I'm not like that !'
Producer(EAST INDIAN) - ' hold on ! I'm new too . This is the first time I'm doing .....
I'm running out of credit . The time ask for return of money to whom I have lended .......
This is what happened .... He told me that I could sleep with his girlfriend . Ya , that too for 3 times ..and forget about money. later I thought why not make video ..ya sex video of his GF and make more money than I have credited him !!! so .......so .. the girl here is girlfriend of that guy....'
Guy - ' who is the cameraman here ...'
Producer (EAST INDIAN)- ' Camera-man is the guy who has credited me!!
guy- ' So you could have made girl to sleep with the guy who have given credit to you !! Problem solved !!'
Producer (EAST INDIAN)- ' Ya, I thought so . but, cameraman is gay. I was ready , he said I look ugly !!..... I tried for my friend too ......but.... he said no to him too !!..........You look handsome. '
Cameraman gives a smile at guy.
Guy-'what do you guys mean !!?'
Producer(EAST INDIAN) - ' No, I just said , It would be great if I had been you !!!.... you know, credit solve ..problem solved ...'
Guy-' your problem is none of my business. First of all , i have never written script for porn movies....'
Producer(EAST INDIAN) - 'I have watched porn but, never written script. you have done both ! so , why can't you just give a shot !!!....'
Guy-'you are funny ....stop it' laughs
Producer(East INDIAN)-' think again , you can earn money the twice you do it for normal movie !! ......
.......just state the shot style , angle style ...and write as 'shots-repeated' !!!... I hope you get it? '
Guy Thinks for a while and says yes.
Guy - ' but, never want name credit . You know what I mean !!'
Producer (East Indian)- 'Ya , i 'll give pseudo name .....as you wish .choose the best . Same thing for lead guy too'
Guy- ' so , where's the lead guy ?'
Producer(East Indian) takes a look at cameraman , turns to guy
Producer(East Indian)- 'It's me !!'
Guy-'What!!!?!!!'
guy-' So, you are ready to go for shot just like that , without any hesitation , no pseudo name and all ...'
Producer (East Indian ) - ' Ya , I will be going by Pseudo character and name , I'll hide my name and face too !!'
Guy- ' great ! so , give me the idea / story note and characters ..... i will commence it here.'
Producer(East Indian)-'Yes ,It's triangular love story like any bollywood movie . Two guy's , One girl.....'
Guy-'Two guy !!!???'
Producer(East Indian)- 'Yes, Double role ... I 'will be playing role of twin brothers who got separated in teenage and meet now !! Since they are wearing mask they can't recognize each other ..... And they fall in love with same girl ...!!!'
guy-'Ok!! whatever...'
After a while......
Guy-' ok ,done. here is the script ....It starts with The girl say and ends with her say....'
Girl looks shocked .
Guy-' why whats the matter? ... you can speak english right...'
Producer(East Indian)-'her BF has told us not to speak to her in any way , just mind the job ....
'she is delicate , handle with care ' , that's what he meant.
Guy - 'She is delicate handle with care !!!!???'
producer (East Indian )-' may be he loves her so much ....'
Producer (East Indian)- ' get me the script . what is the scene.......'
PRODUCER (EAST INDIAN ) reads the script loudly .
' Brother with blue mask blue ranger , guy with red mask red ranger...!! interesting .... I will be back in costume '
After a while ,
Producer(east indian ) in super man dress with Red mask .
'Lets start ..... '
producer (East indian) to guy
' better you call the shot , it's simple Lights camera action !! rest I will take care of ... you know What I mean !!'
'Waite a second , aren't you any way jealous of me making out with her . May be you want to do it too in my place , I can let you be my twin brother , red ranger !!'
Guy-' certainly not , I'M happy , Get me my money I am leaving the spot'
Producer (eAST iNDIAN)- ' ok , But you will call the initial shot ...'
Blue ranger - ' Cinderella !! '
CAMERA MAN to guy whispers in ear ......
Guy to blue ranger
' ya , that's right , I hope If she can't say anything , atleast if she could moan in sexy voice '
after a while ,
dark room moaning happens in MAN VOICE.
Guy - ' stop it , It's not blue ranger suppose to moan , it's Cinderella '
Producer - looks confused ...' i didn't SAY anything ...'
Before he says anything , guy cuts and calls ready for the shot.
Again dark room ,
Guy voice -' action....'
..........MAN voice moaning....................
Guy - 'stop it .....It's not you TO MOAN . Give Cinderella a break !!! Let her moan , not you !'
Producer(East Indian ) - 'it wasn't me moaning ... I thought , it was one of you guys....'
GUY AND CAMERAMAN LOOK CONFUSED -'What ?? ....... IF NONE OF US MOAN IN MAN VOICE , THEN WHO DID IT.......'
They all turn towards the girl ...............
Girl (in MAN VOICE) - BY GODS NAME , me NO SNORETA ,
me Fernando dick gracious aka sensuous Juliana margareta . ME unfortunate pride of passion world !!!'
All the rest three look shocked .
Girl (In Man VOICE)- 'DON'T DITCH ME , I am like your elder brother .... !! PLEASE .........!!!!!
EAST INDIAN MID 40'S , short 5 ft .
guy realize he's not called for any normal movie script writing job , but for porn movie !!
guy-' porn movie !!! WHAT THE .... '
GUY calms down
guy-'I don't write script for porn movies'
hopelessly...
guy - 'I didn't expect this !'
Producer (EAST INDIAN)- 'But , your friend said , your are really in need of money , so I thought this could help you and me too'
Guy - ' sorry , I'm not like that !'
Producer(EAST INDIAN) - ' hold on ! I'm new too . This is the first time I'm doing .....
I'm running out of credit . The time ask for return of money to whom I have lended .......
This is what happened .... He told me that I could sleep with his girlfriend . Ya , that too for 3 times ..and forget about money. later I thought why not make video ..ya sex video of his GF and make more money than I have credited him !!! so .......so .. the girl here is girlfriend of that guy....'
Guy - ' who is the cameraman here ...'
Producer (EAST INDIAN)- ' Camera-man is the guy who has credited me!!
guy- ' So you could have made girl to sleep with the guy who have given credit to you !! Problem solved !!'
Producer (EAST INDIAN)- ' Ya, I thought so . but, cameraman is gay. I was ready , he said I look ugly !!..... I tried for my friend too ......but.... he said no to him too !!..........You look handsome. '
Cameraman gives a smile at guy.
Guy-'what do you guys mean !!?'
Producer(EAST INDIAN) - ' No, I just said , It would be great if I had been you !!!.... you know, credit solve ..problem solved ...'
Guy-' your problem is none of my business. First of all , i have never written script for porn movies....'
Producer(EAST INDIAN) - 'I have watched porn but, never written script. you have done both ! so , why can't you just give a shot !!!....'
Guy-'you are funny ....stop it' laughs
Producer(East INDIAN)-' think again , you can earn money the twice you do it for normal movie !! ......
.......just state the shot style , angle style ...and write as 'shots-repeated' !!!... I hope you get it? '
Guy Thinks for a while and says yes.
Guy - ' but, never want name credit . You know what I mean !!'
Producer (East Indian)- 'Ya , i 'll give pseudo name .....as you wish .choose the best . Same thing for lead guy too'
Guy- ' so , where's the lead guy ?'
Producer(East Indian) takes a look at cameraman , turns to guy
Producer(East Indian)- 'It's me !!'
Guy-'What!!!?!!!'
guy-' So, you are ready to go for shot just like that , without any hesitation , no pseudo name and all ...'
Producer (East Indian ) - ' Ya , I will be going by Pseudo character and name , I'll hide my name and face too !!'
Guy- ' great ! so , give me the idea / story note and characters ..... i will commence it here.'
Producer(East Indian)-'Yes ,It's triangular love story like any bollywood movie . Two guy's , One girl.....'
Guy-'Two guy !!!???'
Producer(East Indian)- 'Yes, Double role ... I 'will be playing role of twin brothers who got separated in teenage and meet now !! Since they are wearing mask they can't recognize each other ..... And they fall in love with same girl ...!!!'
guy-'Ok!! whatever...'
After a while......
Guy-' ok ,done. here is the script ....It starts with The girl say and ends with her say....'
Girl looks shocked .
Guy-' why whats the matter? ... you can speak english right...'
Producer(East Indian)-'her BF has told us not to speak to her in any way , just mind the job ....
'she is delicate , handle with care ' , that's what he meant.
Guy - 'She is delicate handle with care !!!!???'
producer (East Indian )-' may be he loves her so much ....'
Producer (East Indian)- ' get me the script . what is the scene.......'
PRODUCER (EAST INDIAN ) reads the script loudly .
' Brother with blue mask blue ranger , guy with red mask red ranger...!! interesting .... I will be back in costume '
After a while ,
Producer(east indian ) in super man dress with Red mask .
'Lets start ..... '
producer (East indian) to guy
' better you call the shot , it's simple Lights camera action !! rest I will take care of ... you know What I mean !!'
'Waite a second , aren't you any way jealous of me making out with her . May be you want to do it too in my place , I can let you be my twin brother , red ranger !!'
Guy-' certainly not , I'M happy , Get me my money I am leaving the spot'
Producer (eAST iNDIAN)- ' ok , But you will call the initial shot ...'
Blue ranger - ' Cinderella !! '
CAMERA MAN to guy whispers in ear ......
Guy to blue ranger
' ya , that's right , I hope If she can't say anything , atleast if she could moan in sexy voice '
after a while ,
dark room moaning happens in MAN VOICE.
Guy - ' stop it , It's not blue ranger suppose to moan , it's Cinderella '
Producer - looks confused ...' i didn't SAY anything ...'
Before he says anything , guy cuts and calls ready for the shot.
Again dark room ,
Guy voice -' action....'
..........MAN voice moaning....................
Guy - 'stop it .....It's not you TO MOAN . Give Cinderella a break !!! Let her moan , not you !'
Producer(East Indian ) - 'it wasn't me moaning ... I thought , it was one of you guys....'
GUY AND CAMERAMAN LOOK CONFUSED -'What ?? ....... IF NONE OF US MOAN IN MAN VOICE , THEN WHO DID IT.......'
They all turn towards the girl ...............
Girl (in MAN VOICE) - BY GODS NAME , me NO SNORETA ,
me Fernando dick gracious aka sensuous Juliana margareta . ME unfortunate pride of passion world !!!'
All the rest three look shocked .
Girl (In Man VOICE)- 'DON'T DITCH ME , I am like your elder brother .... !! PLEASE .........!!!!!
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