California Rules!!!

Cracker Funk

Cracker Funk

Okay, before I duck out for the night, I got a random inkling to declare the awesomeness that is the great state of California.

FWIW, I'm not a native-Californian (born and raised in Seattle), but I've spent a good deal of time there, and I gotta say that CA is #1. I've lived in the NW, the South Pacific, the Mid-South, and the Mid-Atlantic, and Cali wins, hands-down.

The weather is tits.

The people are tits.

If you want big-city, SFC kicks the crap out of Chicago, NYC and anyone else, in coolness-factor.

Vegas is right around the corner.

Sierra, NV is right around the corner.

Mexico is a short drive.

Pac-12 football is the best in the nation.

Movies are made there!

I don't know exactly when, but I've firmly decided that I'm moving to SoCal. Let this thread be a shout-out to how great a state California is.

Those less-fortunate residents of other states that are not as awesome as California can nevertheless proclaim why they love the state they live in.
 
And taxes are over 10% in some places because the politicians want taxpayers to keep paying for illegals and exorbitant government union employee contracts. Nice to see that you are looking at the bright side though.
 
Ahh I love California too! New York is pretty cool too I suppose^.

Sure there are plenty of stupid people, but that's what makes it more fun. :)

PS: As far as i know, when randomly saying something is "tits," its usually considered negative.
 
Blade_Jones said:
And taxes are over 10% in some places because the politicians want taxpayers to keep paying for illegals and exorbitant government union employee contracts. Nice to see that you are looking at the bright side though.
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Dude, I pay 11% in little-ol' Richmond, VA. And this city is ghetto. A third of our downtown is vacant. We've got the worst city streets in the history of the world. Quit your bitching -- your taxes are going to good purposes.

By the way, those illegals you mention -- almost all of them pay federal taxes. The only ones who don't are the dudes that stand outside Home Depot waiting for a random job to pick them up. All of the (very many) illegals who are working in restaurants, etc., have fake social security #'s, so they pay taxes but never file a return. So, they pay MORE taxes than legal Americans.

that1guyy said:
PS: As far as i know, when randomly saying something is "tits," its usually considered negative.
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I'm sorry, but you are clearly wrong. There is absolutely no context in which "tits" could be considered a bad thing. Tits are awesome. Tits are what get me going in the morning. Tits are what make the world go 'round. Young, old, guy, girl, EVERYBODY LOVES TITS!

:)
 
CamVader said:
This is bad. I think I used 'tits" in the wrong context at church on Sunday.
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:lol:

Is there any correct context to use "tits" in church?

On a side-note, when it was time for us (in my Catholic church) to shake hands, and tell each other "peace be with you", I got a whole lot of joy out of telling everyone "may the force be with you". :D
 
that1guyy said:
PS: As far as i know, when randomly saying something is "tits," its usually considered negative.
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Hey, there! Watch it, buddy.
Some of us happen to be pretty big tits fans.
I'm still trying to figure out the internal wiring as to "how" they can DEMAND as much unwarranted attention as they do.
I gotta respect them.
It's an awesome power.
If only we could somehow... harness all that male ogling energy it would solve many of the world's problems.

Tits is definitely POSITIVE!

:yes:


Cracker Funk said:
I'm sorry, but you are clearly wrong. There is absolutely no context in which "tits" could be considered a bad thing. Tits are awesome. Tits are what get me going in the morning. Tits are what make the world go 'round. Young, old, guy, girl, EVERYBODY LOVES TITS!:)
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Hi-5!
Yay, tits!

Cracker Funk said:
Is there any correct context to use "tits" in church?
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Where would Cain and Able, Moses and Abraham, Ishmael and Isaac, John the Baptist and even JC himself be without tits?
Dead as dirt, I tell ya.
How many biblical babes were met at the proverbial well? And why were the men paying them attention?
How else could Samson kill three thousand Philistine men, women and children if not for the pursuit of Delilah's tits? Think it was her clever conversation?
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Judges 16:25-30&version=NIV
How DID John the Baptist end up getting his head cut off? Tits. Sure, there was some ass thrown in there, too, but tits were surely a contributing factor.
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew 14:6-10&version=NIV

Dance with the one who brung you: Respect the tits.

As my side note, my favorite church peanut gallery thing is when the minister says "Lettuce pray... "
"No! Lettuce makes salad!"
 
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I concur... Tits are generally a positive. On a side note, did you ever figure out your next project Cracker? I remember a while back you wanting to make a modern day western... I have a special place carved out in my heart for westerns...
 
SinEater said:
I concur... Tits are generally a positive. On a side note, did you ever figure out your next project Cracker? I remember a while back you wanting to make a modern day western... I have a special place carved out in my heart for westerns...
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Alas, the modern-day Western took a seat on the back-burner (and I hate to admit it, but there are about 5 other ideas that have higher priority). Yes, the next feature has been decided, and I shall begin screenwriting within a month or so. "A Slow Death" is a dark comedy about the end of life. Feel-good raunchy-comedy road-trip movie. Thanks for askin'. :)
 
Hell yeah, CF! My wife and I are from New Hampshire, both grew up there, and moved to Davis (Sacramento area) in 2003 for her education at UC Davis. We fell in love with it. Then she got a dream job upon graduation and now we're living in Ventura. LOVE IT. We've discussed moving back "home" but after lounging on the beach the other day in the f'ing gorgeous weather, chances are slim that will ever happen. It really is fantastic out here. Don't get me started with the wine country. Yowzah! Come! Visit! Stay! Eat! Live! Make movies! :)
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There is a lot of United States love going on here which is fine but let me just sing the praises of my home town of Melbourne. Voted second most livible city last year. The food here is amazing. If you love sport then you'll be well satisfied because it's an obsession in this city. We have great wineries and beaches and a thriving music scene. The film and tv industry is alive and well and everybody is beautiful and funny. The streets are lined with chocolate and............ Sorry got a little carried away but It's a fantasic city.
 
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