Shooting short films is the easiest thing in the world. Get a story, people, funding, locations, all turn up, shoot it all, get it done, edit and admire (hopefully) the final result followed by sending out to the fests to get rejected / shown. Easy as pie...
...when compared to shooting a music vid with an idiot musician.
Agreed everything in advance, put it down in writing, sing into the lens, edit it all together and sorted... except I have a musician from h@ll. She has body image issues which means every shot of her sends her into paroxyms of anxiety. "Oh my god, I look so fat, oh my god we can't use that shot because I look too fat, oh my god, I don't like my face..."
She told me she looks too fat in the vids. I tried the old 'don't worry, you look lovely etc...' line then the 'go on a diet etc...' followed by 'for God's sake just face the camera and sing' but she makes decisions on footage entirely on what she thinks she looks like. Which is fine except she hates everything about herself. She is an idiot and takes up a massive amount of time.
I tried a greenscreen shoot and she told me she knew all about green screening because she had television experience. Wrong! She knew nothing and in addition, does not want to use a single second of the footage because she doesn't like the way she looks in the first 1 second of footage, refuses to look at the rest and instead wants to sing in a pub.
Everything we agree on, even in writing, she changes when she sees her 'size' in the footage. And she repeats this a thousand times and doesn't shut up. The only way I could get her to sing was to play the music - it stopped her talking but she talks more than a politician in front of a camera.
And what's worse is she thinks she is completely reasonable!
"Sit with me for six hours and I will oversee every single editing choice you make" was her last comment to me. Noooo!!!!!!!!!!!! Partly, because she hates all moving pictures of her which show anything from the neck down. And most of them from the neck up are pretty bad for her as well...
I'm a f@cking videographer, not a godd@m plastic surgeon.
Even short films with unusable footage which go horribly wrong are much better than dealing with this cr@p. She is from h@ll.
Amazingly, she was signed to a label, had a tour all ready to go then blew it. I couldn't understand how she blew it... before I started to shoot her. And now I'm off to deal with this idiot who will send me a load of incomprehensible emails, tell me to call her and winge about everything.
Thank you for listening. And most importantly, have you had any experiences from h@ll?
...when compared to shooting a music vid with an idiot musician.
Agreed everything in advance, put it down in writing, sing into the lens, edit it all together and sorted... except I have a musician from h@ll. She has body image issues which means every shot of her sends her into paroxyms of anxiety. "Oh my god, I look so fat, oh my god we can't use that shot because I look too fat, oh my god, I don't like my face..."
She told me she looks too fat in the vids. I tried the old 'don't worry, you look lovely etc...' line then the 'go on a diet etc...' followed by 'for God's sake just face the camera and sing' but she makes decisions on footage entirely on what she thinks she looks like. Which is fine except she hates everything about herself. She is an idiot and takes up a massive amount of time.
I tried a greenscreen shoot and she told me she knew all about green screening because she had television experience. Wrong! She knew nothing and in addition, does not want to use a single second of the footage because she doesn't like the way she looks in the first 1 second of footage, refuses to look at the rest and instead wants to sing in a pub.
Everything we agree on, even in writing, she changes when she sees her 'size' in the footage. And she repeats this a thousand times and doesn't shut up. The only way I could get her to sing was to play the music - it stopped her talking but she talks more than a politician in front of a camera.
And what's worse is she thinks she is completely reasonable!
"Sit with me for six hours and I will oversee every single editing choice you make" was her last comment to me. Noooo!!!!!!!!!!!! Partly, because she hates all moving pictures of her which show anything from the neck down. And most of them from the neck up are pretty bad for her as well...
I'm a f@cking videographer, not a godd@m plastic surgeon.
Even short films with unusable footage which go horribly wrong are much better than dealing with this cr@p. She is from h@ll.
Amazingly, she was signed to a label, had a tour all ready to go then blew it. I couldn't understand how she blew it... before I started to shoot her. And now I'm off to deal with this idiot who will send me a load of incomprehensible emails, tell me to call her and winge about everything.
Thank you for listening. And most importantly, have you had any experiences from h@ll?
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