I'm sure this product will breeze right through the FDA.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uef17zOCDb8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uef17zOCDb8
You make a joke about the FDA but I want to bring up what the FDA HAS passed for real, I would not be surprised if those "experts" passed this as safe and effective - they would just have to be payed enough money.
LOL, can you say Aspartame?