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My Kick Ass 3 Script [contains kick ass 2 spoilers]

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Kick Ass 3 script idea

Starts off with us seeing hit-girl riding away on her motor cycle (kick ass 2 ending) then says 3 years later. Hit-girl, who is in costume but not wearing a wig, (her real hair has purple streaks in it) is taking down a group of drug dealers (who have kidnapped 2 little kids for ransom) in the city of LA at a undisclosed location. She kills them all but the cops come and lock her up before she can get away.


Mean while kick ass is telling his story of how lifes been going for the last 3 year (yes he is still a superhero and actually has gotten good at it) shows a quick 15 minute montage of all the bad guys (mainly the mudafuckers uncles organization) him and the justice league forever have been taking down while he is narrating. Him and night bitch are still together kicking ass side by side.

Next scene we jump to the mudafucka who lost his legs and dick at the end of kick ass 2. he is now recovered with prosthetic ones and a artificial dick. He is sitting there watching porn pissed he cant masturbate. His uncle (just released from prison) from kick ass 2 comes in and they have a convo about how he wants to take down kick ass and his friends once and for all. The mudafucker couldn't be more happy..

Kick ass has now found out that hit-girl has been put in maximum security prison 23/7 lock down and goes to Marcus (now fired from the police force) they have a convo about breaking her out and he will need Marcus help. Marcus reluctantly agrees and becomes newest member of justice friends forever...

mean while the mudafucker has assembled a new crew with the help of his uncle (much more better then his first one)the plan involves killing all of the justice friends forever while they are doing normal every day stuff. So we see a 10 minute montage of the mudafucker and the new improved toxic mega cunts killing and attacking the members of the justice league forever. while they are on a date, grocery shopping,at school, working, etc.. (alot of innocent bystanders die too)

Kick ass and the remaining members of the team see this and want to take action but no they can't do it alone and need hit-girl

The toxic mega cunts kill hundreds of people in a crazy subway explosion scene

Kick ass and the justice friends forever have no choice but to try and free hit-girl so they put their plan in action.. this scene is crazy and involves a bike escape underground. during the prison break Marcus is killed

The rest is TBD. I can not think of any original way for them to have a final show down. so feel free and try to add your own idea

Feedback?
 
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Hello new dude :cool:

KickassFan said:
Kick Ass 3 script idea
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Do we really need another sequel? Kickass 2 was pretty bad. It should have stopped with the first film.

I have some concerns about your script.

Next scene we jump to the mudafucka who lost his legs and dick at the end of kick ass 2. he is now recovered with prosthetic ones and a artificial dick. He is sitting there watching porn pissed he cant masturbate.
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Why? That's not funny, that's just... :no:

I'm not going to continue reading. The idea is poorly written and unfunny. I'm also unsure of the scene I posted above. Please tell me why you had do include this scene.

Also, you're never going to get a film like this made. You have to pitch your idea to producers. Now considering that Kickass 2 failed at the box office, and you're idea isn't very good, I don't think they're going to even want another Kickass. They'll probably stop you at the title.

Sorry if I'm being too tough. I apologize if I come off as rude.
 
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I've been off this board for a while due to a near fatal illness and recovery will take a while.

We have young kids on this board where adult humor is not welcome out in the open like this.

Also, the bionic humor went out with MAD Magazine's spoof on Those Six Million Dollars! Man!

Fellow posters are right. You idea won't impress producers. Even if you produce it yourself and self fund it. It won't go far.
 
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I've been off this board for a while due to a near fatal illness and recovery will take a while.

We have young kids on this board where adult humor is not welcome out in the open like this.

Also, the bionic humor went out with MAD Magazine's spoof on Those Six Million Dollars? Man!

Fellow posters are right. You idea won't impress producers. Even if you produce it yourself and self fund it. It won't go far.
 
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@Modern Myth Productions:
I'm glad to hear you're ok now! Welcome back!:)
@KickAss Fan: I've never heard of this series, but if this is indeed about alreay launched movies, it will be difficult to write something based on a pre-existing proprety, because you would need to buy its rights first. The same goes if you'd like to write a script based on a well-known author, or a videogame. Maybe you should get in touch with the original producers, tell them about your idea and maybe they'll take you on board!:) You'll then be able to write a third part...
 
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Modern Day Myth Prod. LLC - welcome back!!!

Hope you make a speedy recovery!

OP: What the hell!!! Teens and kids use this forum so please edit your script.

Are you trolling? I suspect you are.

You do realize that you don't own the rights to Kiss Ass or the characters so there is zero point writing a script or plot line about it. And your plot line was so brief and incoherent, it was more like random thoughts...

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@KickAss Fan: I've never heard of this series, but if this is indeed about alreay launched movies, it will be difficult to write something based on a pre-existing proprety, because you would need to buy its rights first. The same goes if you'd like to write a script based on a well-known author, or a videogame. Maybe you should get in touch with the original producers, tell them about your idea and maybe they'll take you on board!:) You'll then be able to write a third part...
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victortiti89 - you are joking right? The original producers will not want to hear from the OP. If a Kick Ass 3 gets green light, it will cost $20+ million. They're going to use established screenwriters with serious production credits. The OP has no chance. And even if he did, does he deserve it with what he wrote? Hell no.
 
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