I've been gone for a few days and I just found this post. Honestly, I like my hairy man nipples. My wife likes my hairy man nipples. My dog likes my hairy man nipples. If you have a problem with my hairy man nipples, then I suggest you take it up with my wife, my dog, or my hairy man nipples support group.
Hairy Man Nippled Poke
PS One Eye, you should just be glad I cut the bottom half of the picture off, cause you would feel ashamed after witnessing the mighty sequoia of the Poke ...
... What!? In the original picture, I'm standing on a chopped down sequoia. Geez guys, get your minds out of the gutter.