HELLO AGAIN !!i fail in SARCASM. passed if she really posted !!

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Post some of your topless pics.
All the best,
IndieTalk - Indie Film Forum

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You people talked about points ,I din't get it. will there be any reward in terms of memebership?
 
What if that had been your mother, sister or daughter posting? I'm with the mods on this one. Just because the rest of the net is uncivilised doesn't mean you should be. Sarcasm fail is still fail.
 
I din't know , there were lot of feminists here !!

If she enters main stream, chances are 75 % she will be posed with that request/demand !!
Now ,go and tell her that my joke WAS totally impractical.

But, again guys,
SOrry for hurting your sister !!
and your MOther!!!

If got guts get up and say it in movies and script content ,not here.
assholes.
don't even dare to tell me what i am , and what i should do.
you low class , juniors
 
Help me improvise it feminists. I want to see feminist side win at the end of the script.
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Fade in .

int Stage hall

(On the stage 3 Competitors in their teens. Behind them is banner reading,
INTERNATIONAL SPELLING BEE CHAMPION , TOKYO , JAPAN.

In front of viewers section , judge oshimotto koshikova , a famour male pornstar and celeb in japan is seated with books on the table in front of him with mike too.)

[Announcer ]
(voice over)

Last stage of competition. three contestant remaining.
Last question will be posed by our very own japanese famous celebrity porn star.
Mr.oshimotto koshikova

(koshikova gets up and bows to the competators)

[Announcer)
(voice over)

Mr.oshimotto contribution to the world of cinema is huge and big.
His faMOus movies are ,
japanese sword in tiny china town.
Gaint oshimotto to the rescue of virgin girls .....and bravo they lost it !!
Oshimotto 's and his finger , Up your heigness!!!
and so on.

(oshimotto keeps bowing to each and every title )


[Annoucer ]

Oshimotto , enough !
plalce your seat on the chair !!

(oshimotto stops bowing , places his ass on the table)

[Announcer)
(voice over)
Oshimotto go with question for you.

Contestant number 1

(Contestant number 1 comes to the stage)

[oshimotto]
(japanese accent)
vote is whore naym?

(subtitle)
what is your name?

[contestant]

Ashton

[Oshimotto]
Asstone.
Asstone, whord is,
Motor pokor.

[Ashton]
MOTOR POKOR.
[OSHIMOTTO]
(shooks head)

no , no .stop.
MOTOR POKOR

[ashton]
Can I have word of origin please?
[oshimotto]
yesh, yesh .
hunglish!!

[Ashton]
can I have the definition please?

[oshimotto]
yesh yesh

ASSONU POKISON MOTOR.

[aHTON]
ASSON POKISON MOTORS!!

[OSHIMOTTO]
no no no
(showing pointing finger)
asson
asson
assonu
assonu pokison motor !!

[Ashton]
ok,

motor's pokor.
M
O
T
O
R

(vOICE OVER)
(bUZZER SOUND)

[announcer]
(voice over)
next contestant !!
(next contestant comes to the stage)

[oshimotto]
vote is whore name?

(subtitle)
what is your name

[contestant no 2]
ASHLY

[OSHIMOTTO]
ASS LEEE?

you half chinese ?

[Ashly]
nope, just american

[oshimotto]
but, lee is chinese part and ass is ....

[ashly]
better get to the question, sirrrr!!

[oshimotto]
ok
the wored is ,
MOTOR POKOR

[ASHLY]
MOTOR POKOR
[oshimotto]
no no no.

MOTOR POKOR

[Ashly ]
Can you use that word in sentance please/

[oshimotto]
yesh yesh


I yam motor pokor in seenoma

(subtitle)
I am MOTOR POKOR in cinema.

[Ashly]
I give up
(leaves the stage)

[Announcer]
(voice over)
Next contestant !!

(Contestant 3 comes to the mike)

[oshimotto]

vote is whore name?
(subtitle)
what is your name

[Contestant 3]
that's nice name of a whore. can I get her address too!!

(oshimotto doesn't like it, screams in japanese)
[oshimotto]

$!$#$$$!@$@!@!$!$@#
(subtitle)

No one has teased me like this , not even in my gay movie .
It WAS GROUP SEX COMPETITION IN GAY MOVIE .
i WAS THE ONLY ON TO EMERGE VICTORIOUS , FUCKING ALL THEIR ASS , BUT SAVING MINE.

THIS FELLOW IS NOTHING IN FRONT OF ME , HE TODAY MAKE FUN OF MY ACCENT !!!
WHAT NONSENSE.

[aNNOUNCER]
mIND YOU BUSINESS CONTESTANT NO 3.

[Contestant no 3]
ok,
Can i have definition please?

[oshimotto]
yesh,

ASSONU POKISON MOTOR.

[CONTESTANT NO 3]
IS IT JAPANESE MOTOR COMPANY NAME?

[OSHIMOTTO]
(ANGRILY)
!#!#!!$!$!$$@##%
(SUBSCRIPT)
THIS BASTURD IS NOT EVEN AS INTELLIGENT MY FIRST FILM LADY'S GAY BROTHER.

[OSHIMOTTO]
motor pokor
ASSONU POKISON MOTORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Contestant no 3]
(frustrated)

FUCK THIS MOTHER FUCKER !!!!

(OSHIMOTTO CHEERS
CONT3 SURPRISED
ALL DECORATION SHOWERS OVER CONT NO 3.

[Announcer]
(voice over)
We got a winner !!!


[OSHIMOTTO]

motor poker
motor pokor

[Cont 3]

you mean?
MOTHER FUCKER !!!??

[OSHIMOTTO]
(WITH JOY)
YESH YESH
MOTOR POKOR
ASSONU POKISON MOTOR

[CONTESTANT 3]

MOTHER FUCKER

A SON WHO FUCK HIS OWN MOTHER
ASSONU POKISON MOTOR !!!!?

[OSHIMOTTO]
YESH YESH


OO R GARTEST MOTOR POKOR UN PELLINH BWEE

(SUBTITTLE)
YOU ARE GREATEST MOTHER FUCKER IN SPELLING BEEE !!!

FADE OUT
 
OP posts are always a bit 'off' to say the least. Mostly like unfiltered semi-thoughts.
This is a new summit on an upsidedown graph...

This community grows stronger when more people join it.
Insulting new comers or anyone is not helping any of us.

Go ahead, say what you want, but please do it in your local mall. If you don't shave and smell like booze you might get away with it...
 
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