Great SNL Skit

I didn't feel like being confrontational (really me). But, this is a response to someone's post in another thread that I posted at.

It's so funny, it deserved it own thread.

There are people with natural talent. Then there's the majority that this skit is aimed at.

I'm tweeting for my indiegogo campaign (finally getting a little traffic), and every time I press tweet I literally lose a bit of my dignity. Unfortunately, to even have a chance, it has to be done.

I've found after I tweet a cuss word, I get more traffic. How f***ing sad is that?
 
I'm tweeting for my indiegogo campaign (finally getting a little traffic), and every time I press tweet I literally lose a bit of my dignity. Unfortunately, to even have a chance, it has to be done.
Having known and worked with a few effective salespeople one of the qualities about them that seems to lead to their success is their unabashed pride in having almost no reserve.
Things you and I would be embarrassed to admit we were even thinking they're already smiling, introducing themselves, and crossing all sorts of lines of sensible dignity.
A "dignified salesperson" is an oxymoron.
It would be tantamount to a "dignified prostitute".
"What?! You want to put your what in my where after the other where?! Oh, no! I couldn't do THAAAAT!" :no::yes::blush:

I've found after I tweet a cuss word, I get more traffic. How f***ing sad is that?
I think that's pretty f***ing great!
You found a f***ing hook!
Reel 'em f***ing twitter fish in!
 
Having known and worked with a few effective salespeople one of the qualities about them that seems to lead to their success is their unabashed pride in having almost no reserve.
Things you and I would be embarrassed to admit we were even thinking they're already smiling, introducing themselves, and crossing all sorts of lines of sensible dignity.
A "dignified salesperson" is an oxymoron.
It would be tantamount to a "dignified prostitute".
"What?! You want to put your what in my where after the other where?! Oh, no! I couldn't do THAAAAT!" :no::yes::blush:


I think that's pretty f***ing great!
You found a f***ing hook!
Reel 'em f***ing twitter fish in!

Salesman is the one job I can honestly say I SUCK at. My customer service skills are impeccable. But, if I have to suggest something for someone to buy, I just can't do it.
 
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