Exploitation film titles

dlevanchuk · Apr 20, 2012

I'm playing around with an idea to create a few terrible b-type exploitation film (short films or maybe faux trailers) and probing some eye catchy film titles. Do any of these make u want to watch the trailer?

5 Styx of Dynamite
Shedevils of KGB
SCREEEEETCH!!!
Chanel #13
Schal, Blut und Blüten (scarf, blood and flowers)

And by terrible I mean f+***ing awesome

Ps. You can pick more than one, if you re crazy enough

Ernest Worthing · Apr 20, 2012

SCREEEEETCH!!! was the most attention grabbing for me.

dlevanchuk · Apr 20, 2012

Ah okay.

Screeeeeech!!! Is about a stolen brazilian forbidden bird that turns people brains into pudding when it screeches.

Ernest Worthing · Apr 20, 2012

But Blut and Bluten is the one id probably watch.

dlevanchuk · Apr 20, 2012

Ooh, you wouldn't want to watch Schal, Blut Und Bluten... It's about a scarf that was made out of hair from formers higher ups of hitlers SS that would eat into people's necks and explode them from the inside...
As I said... You don't want to see it lol

I want to make it fully in obviously fake German, with overplayed drama and blood.. Why? Because I can lol

Ernest Worthing · Apr 20, 2012

True. That topic has been well covered. Perhaps you could put a new spin on it?

dlevanchuk · Apr 20, 2012

Maybe... I'm still brainstorming

focusing mainly on the flashy titles for now.

Ernest Worthing · Apr 20, 2012

... where every good story starts.

Ernest Worthing · Apr 20, 2012

I know we're kidding around but now im getting worried that someone new will see my deadpan posts and think im some delusional psycho :lol:

Let's stop.

dlevanchuk · Apr 20, 2012

Head of the filmmaker could be a scary place haha

Any other takers?

Gonzo_Entertainment · Apr 20, 2012

I used to threaten to make:

Teenage Lesbian Vampires in Prison.

dlevanchuk · Apr 20, 2012

That sounds Dirty lol

Modern Day Myth Prod. LLC · Apr 20, 2012

I like thirty shedevils of the KGB.

It can be made like Ilsa Shewolf of the Nazis. It also sounds like Red Sonja Shedevil With A Sword.

dlevanchuk · Apr 20, 2012

Yep. I'm following "same, only different" on that one

finderskeepers · Apr 20, 2012

How about "Shedevils of KGB" ? drop the "thirsty" too long I think.

dlevanchuk · Apr 20, 2012

love it.

finderskeepers · Apr 20, 2012

How about Sixty-Nine She Devils of the KGB?

Modern Day Myth Prod. LLC said:
I like thirty shedevils of the KGB.

It can be made like Ilsa Shewolf of the Nazis. It also sounds like Red Sonja Shedevil With A Sword.

MTsquared · Apr 21, 2012

I like 5 Styx of Dynamite

Jack Lynt · Apr 21, 2012

I kinda like 5 Sticks of Dynamite. Could be a spaghetti western.

How about She Devil Nymphomaniacs of the KGB?

=)