LMAO, CF!
I actually enjoy teaching my children what a self-inflicted fouled up language it is we perpetuate through canonization.
Personal faves:
- their, there and they're
- both the letter "c" and "k" (WTF?!), and someone somewhere at some point in history couldn't figure which one to use at any random given moment and thought it best just to use BOTH, but only sometimes, rendering: ha
ck, he
ck, hi
ck, ho
ck, wel
l hel
l (redundant "L"s, BTW) why not
, too.
- speaking of which: to, too & two. But no tu, of course.
- I would personally like to kick the
that defined the word "of" should be spelled with two letters that have nothing to do with anything. WTH, why not spell "of" with a "a" and an "h", for ass hole, because "u" & "v" would/wood make to/too/two much sense/cents.
- silent letters are for/four
retards,
AZ WEL.
I'll shut up.
I'm just pissing myself off.
(Ya'll try to run a generally PG-13 and under board around here, right?)