actual requests

[Flicker Pictures]

verbatim from InkTip.com

Company X (is looking for)

... something in the vein of “Ordinary People” meets “Virginia Wolf” meets “Klute.”

Company Z (asks that)

... scripts submitted should have a very high degree of horror, which is to say there should be more horror and less character development in the script.

Dang... I don't know what audience I'm writing for these days!

 

[rayw]

Now... time to pen that low-budget lesbian volleyball rom-com!

Make them vampires and I have a prodCo for you...

Volleyball Vampires! I can see the one-sheet already!

Tag line: "Watch out for the spike!"

GL with that, 2001.
I'm writing the low-budget lesbian vampire rom-com version.
But your's is okay.

Maybe we can sell 'em together as a bookend combo pack!

 

[2001 Productions]

Knew we could count on you to whip something up, ray!

 

[Flicker Pictures]

Why aren't we getting paid the big bucks for this focus group meeting?

Lesbian Vampire Volleyball Vacation?

Time for sleep, perchance to dream...