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    archived-videos New Flick, Dilettante

    I think you may be brilliant, but PLEASE get an editor!
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    Atheist viewpoint documentary

    Especially since you could spend those two hours working on life-extension technology to avoid the inevitable oblivion of non-existence!!! LOL... I couldn't resist.
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    Cost for having your film Rated in the US

    "This film cannot be rated due to extreme awesomeness"
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    For those who can never make it to a film festival

    I think we should separate into two categories: Independent Film and Low Budget A film can be both, either or neither. That should clear up the confusion and put things in their right place. Then, a studio can make a low budget movie with financing problems and I can make a million dollar...
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    HEY THERE!

    Hello there!
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    Any other girls on this forum?

    I scream like a girl when I see spiders. There's Spinner... uh... you... uh, Poke (j/k).... hmmm... there's a few others kicking around. Actually, I believe ZenSteve has a list of female members as is contractually furnished to him as part of the original Indietalk Rico Suave Act-Alike Club.
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    editing Adobe Premiere 6.5 wrong pixel aspect ratio

    Not too, too much. As long as the output file from premiere is as close to source, raw as possible. No compression on audio or video until you plug it into Procoder or something.
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    Can an Editor become a director?

    Maybe we don't hear about Directors who were editors, because prior to becoming Directors they spent their time in dark basements. LOL
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    editing Adobe Premiere 6.5 wrong pixel aspect ratio

    Yeah, 6.5 is pretty buggy like that. Sorry I don't have the answer... but how long of a "test" clip can you export without it screwing up? If you can do 15 minute chunks, maybe you can put them back together in another NLE or compressor and reexport? You'll loose some quality, but at least...
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    Atheist viewpoint documentary

    Yeah, I had like 500 messages and then my premiere thingy expired and the space went down to 10 or something. I just deleted them... noticed they added the "select all" button which wasn't there before when I tried. Anyway, u can try again, or email me at godofwine007@gmail.com if you like!
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    Atheist viewpoint documentary

    My apologies for bringing passion to the table. I'll recalibrate and answer your original questions as objectively as possible. It's not a bad idea if it's what you want to do. It probably won't be profitable or popular unless you bring something new to the table though. The existing religions...
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    Atheist viewpoint documentary

    Can you please elaborate. Define: Reality Define: Fact Current theories in quantum physics speculate that reality is "holographic" in nature. At the quantum level, we stop calling things "things" and refer to them as "information". The closer science gets to defining the properties of the...
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    Atheist viewpoint documentary

    Actually, Religulous is a prime example... only it's not technically a film about atheism or promoting such values- in fact, I believe the point was not to promote atheism as more correct, but simply to spread the idea of DOUBT in a world where even the "kooks and wacos" are ENCOURAGED to be...
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    Relationship-Themed Short Film Contest

    I once had to answer a math question to claim a free cheeseburger at McDonalds. It's a conspiracy between the Math Teachers and the Prize Industry to force people to learn algebra and calculus.
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    In documentary films why are subjects...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1r0kT4q1B4 This is the only time it works.
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    Christian Bale out rage

    People, it was clearly John Connor, leader of the resistance against Skynet's army of cyborgs who was yelling at the DoP. He was obviously in the middle of transmitting time-sensitive codes to his units when the photography man blundered into his battle bunker. Surely, with humanity at stake...
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    Is this funny?

    Agreed, Will Smith is the man. Hancock- I agree, the first 30 mins were amazing (you know, when he DIDN'T care) and then the rest of the movie became a weird generic superhero family movie without the "edge" of the first 30 mins (aka- the trailer/premise). Wish they had stuck with the...
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    Bonjour!

    See, I did Italian through grades 10-13, so that kind of screwed up my written conjugations. You see, I was trying to say "I am a space pineapple from the dimension where snowmen are our slavemasters who make us work in libraries, sorting papers in alphabetical order with our stubby pineapple...
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    Helloooooo!

    Use a green-screen. Then you can light your subject and put him anywhere, plus it saves on locations. See: http://www.revver.com/video/289582/the-poke-show-the-faqing-news-1-blue-khakis/ It's a bad example of a greenscreen (we did a real quick, fly-by-the-seat-of-your-schpants shoot), but if...
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    Bonjour!

    ca va tres mal-bien! L'ananas รจ dans la piscine! Banome de Niege, ou est la banome de niege? Il est dans la biblioteque! OK, I took french in grade 4, 6 and 7 only, but I can basically speak fluent french if we're talking about cereal boxes and road signs, LOL. So are you from France, Quebec...
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