I'm writing a comedy and I experienced a lack of motivation, I seem to be lost a little. Does anyone have any magic pills or recommendations on how to boost my motivation for the script?
You should know that Im also doing another project and am focusing on both. That could be the reason, what do you guys think?
Magic pill can come from plenty of caffeine or pseudoephedrine.
Try some 12hr extended release allergy meds, you little tweaker. Just joking.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudoephedrine
Maybe you drink too much or not enough or the wrong sh!t.
Maybe your AAD is kicking in.
Maybe you're depressed or affected by seasonal affectiveness disorder.
Maybe you're bipolar.
Maybe you need viagra.
See your doctor.
Maybe you need a new girl or a new dog, but not a new girl dog because that's just kinda gross and weird in a suggestive way - but may be more fodder for your comedy.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3362/3275927178_5e1c984dc0.jpg
Eww. Nice shade of lipstick, BTW.
Have you considered transgender surgery yet?
Everyone's doing it.
I have. Twice. Wanna see my scars?!
Before:
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/04/16/tree-man-2.jpg
After:
http://www.rense.com/general31/michaelj.jpg
After after:
http://www.uncovertheinternet.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/hill-billy-clinton.jpg
Maybe your comedy isn't funny and there's that niggling little thing in the back of your mind telling you you ain't got sh!t, Buckaroo.
Or maybe you're having auditory hallucinations, in which case, go see your doctor again.
Maybe you need to finish the other thing first then get back to your comedy.
Maybe the other thing is too not-comedy and is jerking your comedy thing through too much baggy cr@p.
What kind of comedy is it? Pre-school comedy? Elementary school comedy? Disney? Adult Swim? Political satire? A musical? A farce? A musical farce, not to be confused with a musical fart, in which case, go see your doctor.
Butt that also may be indicative of your diet.
Are you eating right? Too much sugar and starch? Not enough protein?
Any new diet wackiness?
How's your sleep?
How're your finances? Do you need a buck or two?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mforrester/1676031305/
Maybe you're not funny.
I'm not, therefor neither is anyone else?
We could pray for your motivation.
Lettuce pray...
Okay, I'm done.
Why are your lips moving?
Does this font make my @ss look fat?
GL & GB
Ray
PS Maybe Dr Evil took your mojovation.
PPS Thinking makes my head hurt.