If any filmmaker person needs any comedy scripts (one min. to 20 min.), please consider yours truly.
Here’s a few samplings:
“Partnership For A Drug-Filled America” – a mock public service documentary that shows why a life of addiction is a rich and rewarding life—which includes changing a boring, Yuppie life into a challenge That is, the “excitement of being on drugs makes even the simplest task of making toast a challenge!”
“Celebrity Baby Bingo” – Angelina Jolie wins a new game show called “Baby Bingo” that is played only in third world countries by third rate actors and actresses. Players mark off a beach in 4’ x 4’ squares. Then, wherever a child washes ashore after a monsoon or tidal wave, the player adopts the child that lands in his square as his own.
“Small Talk Tourettes Syndrome”- A disease overtakes a man that makes him shout out boring small talk (Ie. “Nice weather we’re having!” or “Have a nice day!”) He is cured by a sympathetic doctor who bills his patient then tells him to have a nice day. After the doctor wishes him to have a nice day, he realizes that he too, now has the dreadful, American-made disease.
“God Meets The Speech Therapist” where God wants to lose His ear splitting, Charlton Heston-ish LOUD echo in his voice. The harried therapist finds there's no angrier God than one with a speech defect.
"Mom-o-morphus" - a two minute coming attraction where a husband realizes after his wife tells him to turn down that loud rock music that his wife has indeed “metamorphosed” into his mom.
--and much more.
Let me know. My e-mail set up for replies and to receive my Nigerian Lottery winnings is markosborne2000@yahoo.com.
Thanks.
Here’s a few samplings:
“Partnership For A Drug-Filled America” – a mock public service documentary that shows why a life of addiction is a rich and rewarding life—which includes changing a boring, Yuppie life into a challenge That is, the “excitement of being on drugs makes even the simplest task of making toast a challenge!”
“Celebrity Baby Bingo” – Angelina Jolie wins a new game show called “Baby Bingo” that is played only in third world countries by third rate actors and actresses. Players mark off a beach in 4’ x 4’ squares. Then, wherever a child washes ashore after a monsoon or tidal wave, the player adopts the child that lands in his square as his own.
“Small Talk Tourettes Syndrome”- A disease overtakes a man that makes him shout out boring small talk (Ie. “Nice weather we’re having!” or “Have a nice day!”) He is cured by a sympathetic doctor who bills his patient then tells him to have a nice day. After the doctor wishes him to have a nice day, he realizes that he too, now has the dreadful, American-made disease.
“God Meets The Speech Therapist” where God wants to lose His ear splitting, Charlton Heston-ish LOUD echo in his voice. The harried therapist finds there's no angrier God than one with a speech defect.
"Mom-o-morphus" - a two minute coming attraction where a husband realizes after his wife tells him to turn down that loud rock music that his wife has indeed “metamorphosed” into his mom.
--and much more.
Let me know. My e-mail set up for replies and to receive my Nigerian Lottery winnings is markosborne2000@yahoo.com.
Thanks.
