(picture a red eyed dude givin' a pitch)
"ok ok.. so like, we open with a midget running to pirated Chariots of fire tunage, then, as he checks out some babes havin' some wine, some dogs come out of nowhere and chase him. Then, I know right? wait, wait , it get's better... THEN, juuust when you think something's about to happen, all the chicks dowse the midget with expensive baverages for no apparent reason."
"sooo when does our product come intot play?"
"lol thats the genius part, man! it doesn't!"
awesome