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    tv Anyone else crazy about Baby Yoda?

    I'm watching it for the second time now. The relationship between Mando and Baby Yoda is so adorable. Also, Picard is amazing!
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    link Is self-promo for photography okay?

    I don't know if this is allowed here. My apologies if I'm not supposed to post this. I'm working on building a photography business. I'll have a website soon enough, but for now it's my insta -
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    foley Foley is Fun!
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    off-topic Anybody else stoked about MCU phase 4? Also, I think it's pretty cool that they're bringing "Blade" back (albeit in phase 5). I think he and Deadpool would make a great duo. Only thing that confuses me about this news -- they're not gonna end phase 4 with another...
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    off-topic Thanks, France!

    As those of us in ‘Merica! celebrate our independence from Brits (we still like y’all, FYI), let’s remember that if it wasn’t for France, we’d be speaking English. And let’s also not forget it was a French man who invented moving pictures. Merci! Happy 4th to everyone whom this applies and be...
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    off-topic Hi! I’m baaaaaack.

    For those who don’t know me, I look forward to getting to know you and exchanging ideas and insight. Quick intro: I’m a tiny-budget filmmaker. I have numerous projects in various stages of development. ;) For those who do know me, I’m glad to be back. Old-timers know I’ve often been the crazy...
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    It's not you, it's me. I just need a little space. You can sleep on the couch tonight. I'm taking the dog. Don't call me.
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    Most filmmakers hate their lives.

    There's this strange phenomena I've seen. It seems so counter-intuitive. Like, we all get into this business because we love making movies. And yet, the overwhelming majority of filmmakers I've ever met and worked with in real life -- they fucking hate what they're doing! Can we please stop...
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    Fake-blood recipe

    corn syrup LOTS of red food coloring just a tad of blue food coloring a few sprinkles of water a hint of unsweetened chocolate powder a few more sprinkles of water It doesn't just look realistic, your cast will love the flavor! My recipe for fake-poop is even better. That's just a brownie...
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    Smash the Wall!

    Recently, I started a FB conversation with some filmmaker friends (some of whom I met here), on the subject of the theater phrase "Break a Leg". That phrase doesn't really translate to filmmaking, and we don't have one of our own. I'm of the opinion that we should fix that. We bounced a few...
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    Annnnnd, the madness begins!
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    Those breakthrough moments

    When the story you're working on flips on its head. For me, it always happens at some random time during the day, when I'm not even thinking about my screenplay. Something someone says, or something I see, makes me think about my story and the whole world stops in its tracks. The screenplay...
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    Which Camera Should I Buy?

    Haha, remember when we used to get this question multiple times daily? Seriously, though, I'm in the market. I think it'll be a few months before I purchase, but I'm starting to consider the options. I'm going for dirt-cheap. I don't plan to use this camera for anything "serious", for lack of...
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    Premiere Pro CC is fucking dope!

    And I'm barely just getting used to it. They really upped their game with this one. That's all I wanted to say. :D
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    Happy Turkey Day, y'all!

    I hope everyone who celebrates this holiday has a wonderful time. And to those of you who don't, you're missing out! Gobble gobble! :D
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    Million Women March

    As per IT rules, I'm not allowed to get political here, but I do think that I'm allowed to say that if you're a documentarian of any sorts, you might wanna get your ass to our nation's capitol on January 21st, cuz shit's about to get real.
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    And it begins. If you use twitter, please follow me. I promise that it is going to be political as shit, with a strong bent towards 3rd-wave feminism. Why am I putting this in the promotion sub-forum? Because that's exactly what this is, for my next feature. A fire has...
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    Anybody in need of a little good news?

    Rejoice! Rejoice!
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    Politically-themed Movies

    Okay, so I believe it's official policy that we do not talk politics here on IT, and I agree with that policy. Political discussions can easily get heated and that would get in the way of discussing filmmaking. I've been guilty of violating this rule at some times in the past, and that is not...
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    Another copyright question

    So, I'm making a movie that is intended to be a tribute to a very famous musical artist. I would love it if I could cover one of their songs, but there's no chance in hell I could possible acquire rights. Earlier today, it occurred to me that perhaps the way around this is to have two of my...