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Granted, your new job is to keep your Grandma's boobs from dragging under her feet. I wish I could change reality using just my thoughts, including but not limited to undoing the corruption of the wish.

Granted, your cellphones are free but the number changes at random. I wish the guy who shot 50 cent was a little better with a pistol.

Granted, but everyone else is faster than you. Granted, you lit the cigar. I wish my co-workers understood my job and stopped tasking me with busy work.

Granted, everything smells like my dogs ear (not good). I wish I could beat 1980's Sylvester Stallone at arm wrestling.

Ray, reading your posts feels much akin to reading an obit. I can't argue with it... at least... not ... now.

Interesting piece... with the exception of the black rights activist. I'm not sure if the U.S. government really cares about the skin color, but I can understand the feds getting a little upset about a third world country gaming the system so they (Khadafi) could get rich.

I was waiting for the answer "None!" to which I would reply "One? One cup. Thanks!". It never happened. I did have a lady tell me that 1/2 a cup would probably do it. :lol:

Documentaries tell true stories. Mockumentaries tell parody stories. From what I could tell there was no story involved. I once walked around Wal-Mart and asked old women how much mayonaise to put in pancakes. I was 16, and I didn't buy any plane tickets. Same concept.

I watched all five in a row, I have to say, they were really enjoyable. The action bits were well thought out and well performed (except the lead vs. the lady). You seem to put the camera in all of the right places, good job. The only thing I didn't like about it was the audio (sounded like an...

What about blank guns? Most places that don't allow guns will allow blank guns that don't vent the gas through the front. Of course I'm not Australian so the laws may differ, but it's worth looking in to. If you're going to make a gun out of plastic/wood/cardboard, then it probably wouldn't...

Thanks for reading it AP.

Added to the ending. It feels a little more like a third act. I really like this short, but I'm begging for some feedback, and I'll take the good and the bad. I appreciate anything you have. I'm terribly sorry about the formatting in Google Docs. For some reason my computer will not let me...

I understand that not everyone has the time to watch or read every item submitted for feedback, and I don't every viewer to reply either, but on YT I have 97 views and only 2 replies on IT. Something went wrong. Either the video wasn't good and people couldn't find anything positive to say, or...

That is probably the single most disheartening thing about this forum. Sure, a lot of newb's post bad videos. I have. But sometimes, just sometimes, those bad videos really need some critiqueing. If the person who submitted the video is offended by constructive criticism then they really didn't...

That's not vague at all, I appreciate the response. I was laying in bed last night thinking about it, and I decided that it does need something else. It almost feels like the two men traveling would be the first act, the second act is the fight with Biscuit, and it's lacking a third act...

I'm really happy with this. The idea came to me while listening to George Jones and four hours later this is what I have. The format got a little skewed in google docs, and I'm not a subject matter expert anyway (why I'm here). Some things I intentionally left out, character and location...

In Saving Private Ryan when the guys are walking over a sun lit grassy hill, and John Williams kicks it in full gear. That song haunted me for years. Easily in my top 3 favorite scenes of all time... even though the movie probably doesn't even clear my top 10.

I currently have one of those yellow 500w work lamps and two scoops each with 100w bulbs and a variable dimmer. Total setup cost $3o. I'll look into the foam core. What do you use for stands? Other than actual stands of course lol.

I could, but you know that point where you're counting down the days until payday? I live there lol! Side note, I'm originally from Lufkin, Texas... just noticed you were from Dallas.

You're my new hero. I can't thank you enough for your help with this. I'm still a few weeks from actually filming this, but I'll tinker and see what I can get.