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Granted, but they stampede and kill you. I wish I could transform into animals.

Granted, but in this universe you're dead. I wish I was the president of the USA.

Yes you are.

EDIT oops.

Granted, but you live in a Islamic state where non-turbin wearing is punishable by death. I wish I was a super computer.

Jeep wrangler?

That was great. There's some grammatical errors, a couple of scenes where the dialogue wasn't believable, but it's definitely good IMO. It seems a bit surreal and theatrical, but I tend to like that kind of stuff.

Granted, but it's a drug induced hallucination. I wish I could make fire come out of my eyes.

Granted, but retaliation from fishermen cause a war which leads to you being drafted by the US military and eventual death by a giraffe stampede in now communist Japan. I wish I had a bigger brain.

Granted, but you speak dog language. *bark bark barffuu* I wish I was an Autobot.

Hmmm, I was a kind of disappointed by that movie. I guess I expected it to be funnier, but then again It mostly got positive reviews, so maybe I just lack a mature sense of humor.

I didn't even realize that was her in Zombieland. That's strange.

I'm not very good at explaining things.

Granted but the sudden gain in weight kills you. (via heart attack.) I wish I had a time machine.

Granted, but you get amnesia and forget. I wish I my arm was a gun.

Granted, but a loophole causes you to owe money for every clock invented. I wish I was the tallest man alive.

Granted but he serves you the same dish every night. (dick joke) I wish I had 100 wives.

Granted, but they suddenly become violent, and attack you. I wish I had a horse.

You're not following the games format!!!! Grant my wish god dammit!

Granted, but it's not the kind you eat. (well not in the conventional sense of eat): ) I wish I could fly.