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  1. Cracker Funk

    Hello (again)

    Hey there, Nick! I'm glad to learn that you're working in the industry.
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    Thanks, France!

    As those of us in ‘Merica! celebrate our independence from Brits (we still like y’all, FYI), let’s remember that if it wasn’t for France, we’d be speaking English. And let’s also not forget it was a French man who invented moving pictures. Merci! Happy 4th to everyone whom this applies and be...
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    software Best video editing software that won't break the bank?

    A lot of people hate the fact that Adobe switched to a subscription service but I love it. I’m not proud of this but let’s just say there was a time in my life when I’d say “yarrr, ahoy matey”, if you catch my drift. I don’t do that any more. 20 bucks a month is very affordable.
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    Hi! I’m baaaaaack.

    For those who don’t know me, I look forward to getting to know you and exchanging ideas and insight. Quick intro: I’m a tiny-budget filmmaker. I have numerous projects in various stages of development. ;) For those who do know me, I’m glad to be back. Old-timers know I’ve often been the crazy...
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    How to hire a Director?

    Please do, and thank you. You've been a guiding force for me, for many years. But I am not good at interneting. I'm good at poining my camera at people. I'm really bad at talking to people on the internet. Thank you, to the entire IT community. You've been good to me but I need to walk away...
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    How to hire a Director?

    Hahahaha. That's a good one. I'm working on it. Unfortunately, this website isn't super user-friendly. I'd really like some instructions on how to delete my email from this website.
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    Most filmmakers hate their lives.

    Yeah, cuz I made the mistake of not removing my email from my public profile. Not making that mistake again. I wish you the best, one and all.
  8. Cracker Funk

    The Disaster Artist

    I've definitely seen lots of movies. So has James Cameron. And there's one thing I am confident that he and I would both agree on. T2 is the best fucking movie of all time, no questions asked. Except for maybe Avatar. Those movies never get old. And there's no such thing as objectivity, don't...
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    Most filmmakers hate their lives.

    I keep getting emails about this thread. I suppose I could go into my IT settings and change my email to something fake, which I've actually done before, but this hasn't risen to that level of drama that I need to do that yet. Key word being "yet". Every time anyone replies to this thread I...
  10. Cracker Funk

    I need a script doctor STAT

    mlesemann specializes in this very thing. She's one of IT's moderators and she is an experienced screenwriter with a rather accomplished career as a producer. I recommend looking her up. :)
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    How to hire a Director?

    Do it yourself. I'm not saying that sarcastically or in a smart-ass way. That's my honest advice. Get that confidence you haven't found yet. The first thing you should do on day #1 of production: start barking orders, loudly. And have fun! EDIT: Or, if you've got some money to throw at me, you...
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    Most filmmakers hate their lives.

    But I have met quite a few of the people who populate this forum, face-to-face. I've worked on other people's feature films. I've worked on other people's debut short films. And many other people worked on my debut feature film, all from relationships that we built through this very website. One...
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    Most filmmakers hate their lives.

    Damn, I sure opened a big can of worms with this thread. I stand by what I said. Most of y'all don't know how to have fun. If you'd like to learn how, you're welcome to join me on my next production. I specialize in it. :)
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    The Disaster Artist

    No apologies necessary, buscando. directorik and I go back. We've never met in real life, but he and I have quite the history on this forum. And I think he knows I have the utmost respect for everything he does. I've made this explicitly clear, many times. I know his real name, by the way. He...
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    The Disaster Artist

    I'm just so glad that we're pretending "Transmorphers 4" is actually a thing. And that was very well-stated, J-Rox. :)
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    The Disaster Artist

    Lol, you're a button-pusher! Which one of us got a theatrical release on a 10K budget? I'm tired of bragging. I don't want to do it any more. This is the last time I answer any of your questions because all of your questions force me to brag about what I've done, which is more than anything...
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    The Disaster Artist

    I feel like we've discussed this to death, but to answer your question, yes, Wiseau's opion definitely mattered more than anyone else's on that production, because he was signing their checks. I'm all about collaboration. On any of my productions, I go out of my way to get other people's ideas...
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    I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY-PILLS!

    Lol, I saw what you wrote. None offense taken.
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